F.A.T.

The Clothe's a crazy biatch.
Her name's Chloe, Chloe the incurable lunatic. Don't bother to take the trouble to send her to a psychiatrist because at the end of the day, you'll be one needing some professional help.

WaiJoon's send off.
Late, I know, for he had already sailed off to India long long time ago. Been 2weeks already, perhaps. So, being the nice homosapiens who are always willing to sacrifice for friends(Fun!), we all headed to the airport to have a good last look at WaiJoon before he jets off despite having Spm in a month time or finals in a few hours time. Polly rolly jolly that he's leaving us, seeing that we've all gotten a fair share of retardedness from him. Enough is enough! Kidding, Joon. Oh, did I mention that 7 of us went there in a car? One car for 7 jellybeans, gives your body fats a hell good squeeze seriously. Haha! Trust me yo! It's a new method for losing weight..

Okay, mission to be accomplished was to make him shed some tear. Some sad sobre tear, which was, I assure you, as tough as getting me to eat papaya! Long story cut short, Joon was about to cry..Mesti akan rindu kami kan? 8 kacang jadi 7. Everything was going according to the plan, excluding the part where we were supposed to surprise him yet ended up blowing our cover since the mastermind of everything couldn't find the way to KLIA. Kononnya best in direction right?Bryan! So, he was about to get hold of a tissue and out of no where, The Clothe speaks..

'Joon! Look! Fat weii. Don't marry them ah!' *Points onto Indie movie's actress on IP*
'Eh, young ones banyak nice k?'
'No! See! *Points at Indian woman at Mcd*
'Colour banyak contrast, Black and yellow, my baby's gonna be pretty! Unlike yours, always the same old colour'
'Yer, black and yellow gives out brown. Colour toning? Hahaha! Go advertise Nippon lah! Indie Nippon baby!'

Everybody burst into laughter. Mission failed, and he left, carrying the Indie cushion doll we made for him. She's now spamming my hotmail inbox like nuts. Nobody does that, nobody spams on Hotmail. She's some one of a kind bitch lah! I'll post up the Indie Nippon baby video when Blogger stops being a pain in the ass..
Time to go to bed, woman!

J to Aussie Land, S to Aussie Land, MC to Tanah Besar China, C to The UK, E to The UK, J to Taiwan and....?
I'm out of girlfriends now.
Loner.
Lol!

A cone of love

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall,
He's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend ABC's,
and 123's And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him

Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!

Oh! BARNEY!!

Ok, so here's my Barney! My purple dinosaur, the only dinosaur on earth worth saying: 'Oh, you're so adorable!'. Have you ever wonder why time flies when you're having the best time of your life yet crawls as slow as a snail when you're having a bad day? It's like a prank, like a game you never know how and why you lost to your opponent.

Grr, I can't friggin' upload Valentine's day movie trailer.

Blogger, you sucker!

Tuning into: The right kind of wrong by LeAnn Rimes

Because 16 ain't big, it's just 6 being small.

Like I said earlier, short's standardized, small's prevalent, petite's common, and so, fun-sized is noteworthy!
Learn this up, yall!

There's no question to it;and so there's no answer.

Diamonds are girls' bestfriend.

This is indeed very true, but then again..
I found something better than diamonds, something priceless, something I can't describe well with words. Girlfriends!
So, I was blog hopping after the Edboard lunch at Shogun which was not bad since I had free food. Whack ajelah! It's FREE.(: I came across a post written by Teetee which was actually pretty short but it moved me. It really did, it made me realize the change in us and with no doubt, we managed to maintain the bond between us and grew up well despite the distance. How wonderful..



Yeah, you ain't wrong. They're indeed checking out Jieyi's boobs. Haha! Kidding.
Okay, here comes my babies. Still saving..

SiJun makes me spend. Grr! Lol.
Go study, people!

You just gotta wait for the perfect timing

I've now found a new best friend couple

Oh, Lola Lola Lola Lola Chloe Chloe Chloe Chloe..

I'll pick you girls up when I've got the money and of course, when mommy stops nagging about excessive money-spending. Teehee!
Yoo, wait for me!(:

To all pretty ladies out there, please think again when you come across Chloe and Lola, rethink rethink rethink, because don't steal them away from me. I need them.

Time to save up, Aunnie!

I'll introduce you guys to my two new babies next time, when I get them. Heehee.

Edit.
I've also found my new source of happiness, and oh! not forgetting weight gaining source. The cupcakes family, now I don't have to worry about being glucose-deficient in Melbourne. Lol! Kidding. Scrumptious heavenly savouries with my personal love,-Green Tea Frappuccino!

Do you live to eat or eat to live?

MAC AND CHEESE!!

Oh yeah, delicious yummylicious scrumptious good food. Who doesn't wanna indulge in those? Nobody! But, I'm gonna continue dreaming on eating that cause I'm growing sideways now, which is, of course, very bad. Don't start babbling about me being self-contradictory; because I'll kill you.(: IT'S GOOD FOOD lah!

Bye, people.
Please do enjoy eating all these toothsome good food on my behalf.
I'm a 30% eat to live, 70% live to eat person. What about you?

I've crossed every bridge, and I've run through every line

This was taken during 2007 Sports Day.
Now, do you feel how fast time passes by? Snap! and one minute's gone.

Pfft! Told you I really am gonna kill LimeWire one day! Will someone just friggin' create something less troublesome and nerve-wrecking? I've had enough from Physics today; so, I don't want no more from you. You, stupid brainless LimeWire. Yes, I am mad at a lifeless software, ohemgee! Disorder.

Anyway, getting to sit down and relax with no alphabetagammaRSO4K3Fe(CN)6 revolving around my brain now is akin to navigating a ship and forcing myself into eating papaya. Psstt, I hate papayas, so much that I won't even take a bite even if I'm offered 2 bucks for every single bite. Yeah, that much. One more day and toodles to trials, which is of course a good thing. I'm already thinking of all the things I'm gonna do during the Pmr week. Aren't you?

No doubt, I'm gonna clean up my bedroom. God!It's a mess now. Papers and stacks of book hinder the path to every section, especially my bed and toilet. I actually enjoy arranging books onto brand new bookshelves and of course, not forgetting fitting new books into the shelf. Sounds like some compulsive disorder I know but it isn't. I just like how it feels when my fingers dance across the smooth surface of the shelf, the weighty smell of fresh wood and the classic musty aroma of new pages. Lol! Just feel damn good when everything looks nicely arranged and colour coordinated.(: Shopping time! Classics, dresses, shoes and bags. No girls hate them, all women love them.

I've got a sudden urge to bake. Wth!

See, I dah banyak bercakap and it's still stucked at the first song. Wth!
I am gonna kill Limewire.